One Day I'll Buy a Stapler is an achievement in Alan Wake's American Nightmare. This is a collectible based achievement and can be missed. To unlock this achievement you must collect all of the manuscript pages. These manuscript pages are shown on the mini map as question marks when you are close to them.
- "Find all of the Return manuscript pages".
- "You got every manuscript page in the game".
Your log of found manuscripts is permanent, combining those from previous play throughs and previous lives, even if you didn't get to a checkpoint after picking it up.