My Best Friend is one of the Collectibles found in Alan Wake's American Nightmare. It is one of the pages of the Return manuscript.
Manuscript text[]
I don't make friends easily -- I know plenty of people, but I don't let most of them close. I've known Barry Wheeler ever since we were little boys. We had the time of our lives. I'd get us in trouble, and he'd talk us out of it.
Things haven't changed that much now that we're grown-ups. He's the most loyal and dependable person I've ever met -- in all the things that count, anyway.
You could call him a weasel, and you wouldn't be entirely wrong; you could call him a clown, and I would reluctantly agree. But he has never let me down.
Location[]
This page can be found on the ground next to the portable office outside the oil field.