Mocha's Funeral is one of the Collectibles found in Alan Wake 2. It is one of the pages of the Return manuscript.
Transcript[]
Ilmo Koskela stood in front of the small gathering of Coffee World employees and bikers. He read from a piece of paper. Mocha was a wonderful moose, who deserves a place of honor in the hall of the Kalevala Knights. His skull will become the crown of the grandmaster. The dead brought back to life!" There was polite applause.
After the service, Ilmo had the body hauled off to be turned into moose steaks. Mulligan and Thornton were told to get the head cleaned. They both grabbed an antler. "What the hell, Thornton!" "I got it, Mulligan!"
They brought the skill into the workshop. To boil it and bleach it. They grumbled. Wanted to just get it fucking done. "It was just a stupid animal. But I guess moose steak is never a mistake, huh?"
Location[]
The page can be found on a table outside the sauna of the Houtari Well Overlap, during the second loop. Alternatively, it can be found on a table near Mocha the Moose's pen after the overlap is closed.