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Mocha's Funeral is one of the Collectables found in Alan Wake 2. It is one of the pages of the Return manuscript.

Currently, there may be a glitch involving this Manuscript Page making it impossible to collect if missed in the Watery Overlap. The patch notes for Alan Wake 2 Update 10 on November 9, 2023 include a line stating that a missing Manuscript Page in Return 3: Local Girl has been fixed, but this page remains glitched.

Transcript[]

Ilmo Koskela stood in front of the small gathering of Coffee World employees and bikers. He read from a piece of paper. Mocha was a wonderful moose, who deserves a place of honor in the hall of the Kalevala Knights. His skull will become the crown of the grandmaster. The dead brought back to life!" There was polite applause.

After the service, Ilmo had the body hauled off to be turned into moose steaks. Mulligan and Thornton were told to get the head cleaned. They both grabbed an antler. "What the hell, Thornton!" "I got it, Mulligan!"

They brought the skill into the workshop. To boil it and bleach it. They grumbled. Wanted to just get it fucking done. "It was just a stupid animal. But I guess moose steak is never a mistake, huh?"

Depiction[]

The page depicts...

Trivia[]

  • Location: Watery (Coffee World)
  • Can be found near on a table near the pen for Mocha the Moose, which is in the southwestern part of Coffee World's central area.
  • Post patch - it appears this can found in the second loop of the overlap, on the picnic table outside the sauna.
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