Mocha's Funeral

Mocha's Funeral is one of the Collectibles found in Alan Wake 2. It is one of the pages of the Return manuscript.

Transcript[]

Ilmo Koskela stood in front of the small gathering of Coffee World employees and bikers. He read from a piece of paper. Mocha was a wonderful moose, who deserves a place of honor in the hall of the Kalevala Knights. His skull will become the crown of the grandmaster. The dead brought back to life!" There was polite applause.

After the service, Ilmo had the body hauled off to be turned into moose steaks. Mulligan and Thornton were told to get the head cleaned. They both grabbed an antler. "What the hell, Thornton!" "I got it, Mulligan!"

They brought the skill into the workshop. To boil it and bleach it. They grumbled. Wanted to just get it fucking done. "It was just a stupid animal. But I guess moose steak is never a mistake, huh?"

Location[]

The page can be found on a table outside the sauna of the Houtari Well Overlap, during the second loop. Alternatively, it can be found on a table near Mocha the Moose's pen after the overlap is closed.

Manuscript Pages (Alan Wake 2)
Note: The pages marked with a "" can only be found in The Final Draft*
Return 1: Invitation	Title Page of Return • The Message • Saga Fights Nightingale With Light • Saga Pursues Nightingale • Saga At The General Store • Saga Anderson's Deja Vu*
Return 2: The Heart	Nightingale Enters The Lake • Nightingale In The Dark Place • Saga Finds A Safe Haven • Saga Opens The Cauldron Lake Overlap • Saga Burns Away The Dark Substance • The Overlap • The Murder Sites • Ed Returns To Cauldron Lake • Tammy Rides The Ferry • Cauldron Lake • The Cult Of The Tree • Dark Poem 1*
Return 3: Local Girl	The Trailer • Scratch On The Hunt • The Koskela's Parade Float • Deputies Make A Grave Mistake • Deputies Corrupted • Deputies In The Morgue • Mocha's Funeral • The Cult Finds The Clicker • Koskelas Break Into The FBC Lab • The Dark Presence Attacks • Saga In The Watery Woods • Saga Fights Taken At The Workshop • Watery • Coffee World Attacked • Breakthrough in the Lake House*
Return 5: Old Gods	Saga At The Nursing Home • Tor Is Bewitched • Odin Stuck In Bed • Saga Opens The Valhalla Nursing Home Overlap • The History Of The Valhalla Nursing Home • Barry's Struggles With Artists • Building The Valhalla Nursing Home • Cynthia Corrupted • Cynthia And Tom • Cynthia's Lamp • Gail Taken • Bright Falls • Rose At Bingo Night • Emmett Taken • Dark Poem 2*
Return 6: Scratch	Rose Receives A Message • Sheriff's Station Attacked • Dark Poem 3*
Return 7: Summoning	The Cult Of The Tree Is Born • The Cult Storms The Lodge • Ilmo Resists The Dark Presence • Odin Loses An Eye • It's Not a Lake*
Return 9: Come Home	Door Traverses The Dark Place