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Lorna Miles, Humanitarian is one of the collectibles found in Alan Wake. It is one of the episodes of Pat Maine's radio show.


Pat Maine: And we have another caller. You're on the air.

Lorna Miles: Pat, it's Lorna Miles.

Pat Maine: Why, hello, Lorna. What do you have for us?

Lorna Miles: Well, I just don't see why the cops bother with the trailer park.

Pat Maine: What do you mean?

Lorna Miles: It's a trailer park. Of course you're going to have trouble in a place like that. I mean, what do you expect? The Sheriff should be helping us normal citizens instead of wasting resources on those people.

Pat Maine: Well--

Lorna Miles: Let the trash sort themselves out. I'm sorry, but my granddaddy settled in Bright Falls in nineteen eleven.

Pat Maine: Well, thank you very much for that compassionate viewpoint, Lorna.


Automatically obtained when reaching the KBF-FM Radio Station.


  • Due to the fact that this radio show does not require a radio to be obtained, it is not counted for the KBF-FM achievement.