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Kalevala Knights Workshop is a location found slightly off to the west of Coffee World in Watery. It is where members of the Kalevala Knights work to build various parade floats for events such as the annual Deerfest or even Moosefest. Hidden underneath it is also a meeting room for the Cult of the Tree.

Kalevala Knights Personnel[]

Workshop Office Computer Emails[]

Saga can read through emails on the office desktop computer. These add more to what we know of the Koskela Brothers and workshop personnel. Additionally, an email provides a clue for deciphering the symbol combination lock required to advance in the game.

Stash the stashes
from: Ilmo Koskela
to: Kalevala Knights
03/03/2023 02:21 PM

Hello!

I've seen some of you place our Stashes in the open. Please don't do that.
You rascals.

STOP IT
from: Jaakko Koskela
to: Kalevala Knights
09/07/2023 02:31 PM

This is your final warning to stop taking the OOP out of the assembly hall. You want to get drunk in the workshop? Fine. But the OOP is for ritual use ONLY!

You idiots are worse than my kids!

Paycheck
from: Charlie Koskela
to: Ilmo Koskela
08/17/2023 05:16 PM

Hi Uncle Ilmo, hope you're well!

Charline and I still haven't received our paychecks from last month's Coffee World promo work. Are you sure you sent them? Could you double check? Maybe they slipped through the cracks.
Also, Charline wanted me to tell you that her suit still smells weird.

Charlie

Float work
from: Ilmo Koskela
to: Kalevala Knights
09/08/2023 10:01 AM

The Deerfest Floats are eating up our space. Try to keep things neat and tidy around the workshop, okay? I can’t find my tools. I can’t even find my left hand even though it’s attached to me. But I will find my boot up somebody’s ass if you all keep making a mess.

Ilmo

Lock Combination
from: Jaakko Koskela
to: Ilmo Koskela
09/02/2023 11:04 PM

Hey Ilmo!

I can't find the new door lock combination.
'Look inside the smiley coffee cup' doesn't help me!

-Jaakko


Sauna Night
from: Ilmo Koskela
to: Kalevala Knights
09/31/2023 09:05 PM

Hello fellas!
I suggest we start a regular sauna night now that the old place is working again. What’s the best time for it? How about a classic Saturday night session? I’ll bring the sausage and mustard, but BYOB!

Ilmo

RE:Sauna Night
from: Fred Jones
to: Kalevala Knights
09/01/2023 08:14 AM

Not everyone enjoys frying themselves to death, Ilmo. And who would pick mustard over ketchup?

Fred

RE:RE:Sauna Night
from: Marvin Williams
to: Kalevala Knights
09/01/2023 08:20 AM

Ilmo, ignore Fred. He doesn’t have what it takes. And he’s wrong about ketchup too. It’s obviously chili mayo or nothing.

Marv

RE:RE:RE:Sauna Night
from: Ilmo Koskela
to: Kalevala Knights
09/01/2023 08:31 AM

Thanks everyone for your valuable input. I’m assuming that means Saturday Sauna Night is on.
Sauna is good for the body and good for the soul. You may not like it, but it likes you.
And all condiments are welcome, of course.

Ilmo

Safe Room[]

Appearance Transcript
Kalevala Knights Workshop - Stolen FBC Files
Stolen FBC Files
WE ARE THE CULT OF THE TREE

WE WATCH IN THE NIGHT

I SEE IT NOW
THIS IS OUR MISSION!!!
MAKE THE WOODS SCARY AGAIN

IT'S A TREE!
A SPRUCE TREE!

KEEP THEM OUT
KEEP THEM SAFE!

TOGETHER WE ARE A FOREST
CULT OF THE TREE

ROSE MARIGOLD OBSERVATIONS -

03/21/14
6:35 am - Leaves home in car
6:46 am - Arrives at Oh Deer Diner
7:00 am - Opens restaurant
9:44 am - Spills a cup of coffee. Stares at coffee puddle and seems suddenly delighted, begins talking animatedly to the puddle (observer not in diner, did not hear her)
11:30 am - Goes on break
12:04 pm - Back from break. Ate a sandwich and wrote in a notebook (couldn't see text)
1:21 pm - Stares at ceiling fan for approx. 50 seconds, smiling
3:05 pm - Leaves Oh Deer Diner on foot
3:08 pm - Stops at pier and writes in notebook. Stares at clouds and becomes upset, shaking her head and speaking up at the sky (not close enough to hear)
4:23 pm - Leaves pier
4:25 pm - Arrives at car, enters
4:34 pm - Arrives home
4:52 pm - Watches TV
5:45 pm - Cooks dinner (macaroni and cheese), watches TV while eating
9:21 pm - Goes to bed, reads "The Sudden Stop"
10:05 pm - Turns off light

OBSERVATION REPORT - SUBJECT:THE CULT OF THE TREE

SUMMARY:
Intermittent surveillance of the paracriminal group known as the Cult of the Tree shows that their operation is limited to a small area of Washington state. The group is reported to be made up of dedicated individuals equipped with only common tools. Overall level of organization is low. Overall comprehension of REDACTED is low. Our assessment yielded a Category Orange risk status.

Further inquiry should be made as to the exact details and source(s) of their knowledge regarding paranatural elements. Investigation unit recommends the Cult of the Tree be kept under permanent surveillance, with preparations made for the group's arrest and seizure of assets.

You were right These sneaky fuckers ARE watching us

And our level of organization is fine they don't know what the fuck they're talking about

Outside Workspace[]

Appearance Transcript
Kalevala Knights Workshop - Deerfest Float Plans
Deerfest Float Plans
Left column
  • Mannequins (x4)
  • puukko
  • mask
  • scrap aluminum
  • wire
  • motor control circuit board
  • AA batteries
  • bowden cabling
  • balloons
  • roofing shingles
  • polysterene
  • cassette tape
  • cardboard
  • paint (blue preferable)

Right Column

  • junkyard
  • coffee world (fresh pot gift shop)
  • [crossed out text]
  • workshop supply room
  • workshop supply room
  • coffee world (expresso express)
  • workshop supply room
  • workshop (jaakko's bike)
  • gas station?
  • junkyard
  • post office
  • coffee world (fair trade fun zone)
  • post office
  • retirement home (blum)

Collectibles[]

In addition to advancing the storyline, players can discover optional collectibles scattered in and around the workshop. The following is a list of collectibles that Saga can find during her initial visit to Watery:

After progressing through the story, players can revisit the workshop to gather these remaining collectibles:

Trivia[]

  • The Kalevala is a 19th-century epic poem compiled from Finnish and Karelian oral traditions.
  • Both Jaakko and Ilmo wear Kalevala Knights branded jackets. Later on, Alan Wake wears the same jacket as Jaakko, after Scratch stole it from his body.
  • Ilmari appears to be wearing Jaakko's Kalevala Knights in Yöton Yö

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References[]

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