Kalevala Knights Workshop is a location found slightly off to the west of Coffee World in Watery. It is where members of the Kalevala Knights work to build various parade floats for events such as the annual Deerfest or even Moosefest. Hidden underneath it is also a meeting room for the Cult of the Tree.
Kalevala Knights Personnel[]
- Ilmo & Jaakko Koskela
- Fred Jones
- Marvin Williams
- Charlie Koskela & Charline Koskela (employed for Coffee World promo)
Workshop Office Computer Emails[]
Saga can read through emails on the office desktop computer. These add more to what we know of the Koskela Brothers and workshop personnel. Additionally, an email provides a clue for deciphering the symbol combination lock required to advance in the game.
Stash the stashes
from: Ilmo Koskela
to: Kalevala Knights
03/03/2023 02:21 PM
Hello!
I've seen some of you place our Stashes in the open. Please don't do that.
You rascals.
STOP IT
from: Jaakko Koskela
to: Kalevala Knights
09/07/2023 02:31 PM
This is your final warning to stop taking the OOP out of the assembly hall. You want to get drunk in the workshop? Fine. But the OOP is for ritual use ONLY!
You idiots are worse than my kids!
Paycheck
from: Charlie Koskela
to: Ilmo Koskela
08/17/2023 05:16 PM
Hi Uncle Ilmo, hope you're well!
Charline and I still haven't received our paychecks from last month's Coffee World promo work. Are you sure you sent them? Could you double check? Maybe they slipped through the cracks.
Also, Charline wanted me to tell you that her suit still smells weird.
Charlie
Float work
from: Ilmo Koskela
to: Kalevala Knights
09/08/2023 10:01 AM
The Deerfest Floats are eating up our space. Try to keep things neat and tidy around the workshop, okay? I can’t find my tools. I can’t even find my left hand even though it’s attached to me. But I will find my boot up somebody’s ass if you all keep making a mess.
Ilmo
Lock Combination
from: Jaakko Koskela
to: Ilmo Koskela
09/02/2023 11:04 PM
Hey Ilmo!
I can't find the new door lock combination.
'Look inside the smiley coffee cup' doesn't help me!
-Jaakko
Sauna Night
from: Ilmo Koskela
to: Kalevala Knights
09/31/2023 09:05 PM
Hello fellas!
I suggest we start a regular sauna night now that the old place is working again. What’s the best time for it? How about a classic Saturday night session? I’ll bring the sausage and mustard, but BYOB!
Ilmo
RE:Sauna Night
from: Fred Jones
to: Kalevala Knights
09/01/2023 08:14 AM
Not everyone enjoys frying themselves to death, Ilmo. And who would pick mustard over ketchup?
Fred
RE:RE:Sauna Night
from: Marvin Williams
to: Kalevala Knights
09/01/2023 08:20 AM
Ilmo, ignore Fred. He doesn’t have what it takes. And he’s wrong about ketchup too. It’s obviously chili mayo or nothing.
Marv
RE:RE:RE:Sauna Night
from: Ilmo Koskela
to: Kalevala Knights
09/01/2023 08:31 AM
Thanks everyone for your valuable input. I’m assuming that means Saturday Sauna Night is on.
Sauna is good for the body and good for the soul. You may not like it, but it likes you.
And all condiments are welcome, of course.
Ilmo
Safe Room[]
| Appearance | Transcript |
|---|---|
 Stolen FBC Files |
WE ARE THE CULT OF THE TREE WE WATCH IN THE NIGHT I SEE IT NOW IT'S A TREE! KEEP THEM OUT TOGETHER WE ARE A FOREST |
| ROSE MARIGOLD OBSERVATIONS - 03/21/14 | |
| OBSERVATION REPORT - SUBJECT:THE CULT OF THE TREE SUMMARY: | |
| You were right These sneaky fuckers ARE watching us And our level of organization is fine they don't know what the fuck they're talking about |
Outside Workspace[]
| Appearance | Transcript |
|---|---|
 Deerfest Float Plans |
Left column
Right Column
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Collectibles[]
In addition to advancing the storyline, players can discover optional collectibles scattered in and around the workshop. The following is a list of collectibles that Saga can find during her initial visit to Watery:
- Watery Lunchbox #5, Alex Casey Lunchboxes
- Deputies Make A Grave Mistake; manuscript page from Return
- Saga Fights Taken At The Workshop; manuscript page from Return
- The Koskela's Parade Float; manuscript page from Return
After progressing through the story, players can revisit the workshop to gather these remaining collectibles:
- Watery Cult Stash #8, Cult Stashes
Trivia[]
- The Kalevala is a 19th-century epic poem compiled from Finnish and Karelian oral traditions.
- The Federal Bureau of Control refers to particular items imbued with special abilities as "Objects of Power." Due to their interference with FBC communications, the Koskelas may have adopted this terminology to refer to the Clicker, hence the email about "the OOP".
- Both Jaakko and Ilmo wear Kalevala Knights branded jackets. Later on, Alan Wake wears the same jacket as Jaakko, after Scratch stole it from his body.
- Ilmari appears to be wearing Jaakko's Kalevala Knights in Yöton Yö
Gallery[]