Deerfest Floats Are Very Exciting is one of the collectibles found in Alan Wake. It is one the episodes of Pat Maine's radio show.
Transcript[]
Pat Maine: Well, folks, it's been another long night, and it's about time for me to sign off for a while. God knows I need my beauty sleep. Heh. Just one more item before I go: it's been a busy night for the Sheriff's Department. We've had a few broken windows, even reports of shots fired on Main Street. Deputies Mulligan and Thornton had to deal with two intoxicated young men who were celebrating the completion of their Deerfest float. Now, folks, we get this every year. I know it's exciting that the big day is almost here, but let's save it for the party -- and leave the gunplay for the shooting competition, huh? There's no point in getting all worked up yet.
Location[]
The radio holding this collectible can be found on the back of the Wahlberg warehouse loading dock, behind the Bright Falls Sheriff Station.
Notes[]
- The song heard after this radio show is Shady Grove by Among the Oak & Ash.