Deputies Make A Grave Mistake

Deputies Make A Grave Mistake is one of the Collectibles found in Alan Wake 2. It is one of the pages of the Return manuscript.

Transcript[]

"Hey! Stop right there!" The shape stumbled out of the dark toward Deputy Mulligan. Thornton was doubled over. Coughing. A chunk of cold pastrami caught in his throat.

"Bring it, fucker!" Mulligan fired. Thornton hacked the pastrami out of his windpipe. Opened fire with his partner.

The monster fell. They kept shooting. The thrill of domination. This was the Cult of the Tree. Not one tree, a forest. Secret knowledge in a deer mask. The last line of defense.

"Yippee ki-yay, motherfucker! Bright Falls' fucking finest!"

They crept over, pulling out their flashlights. The horror this was Monica from the tackle shop. An innocent woman. Thornton's pastrami came back up.

Location[]

This page can be found on the table behind the smiling Percolator cup in the Kalevala Knights Workshop.

Manuscript Pages (Alan Wake 2)
Note: The pages marked with a "" can only be found in The Final Draft*
Return 1: Invitation	Title Page of Return • The Message • Saga Fights Nightingale With Light • Saga Pursues Nightingale • Saga At The General Store • Saga Anderson's Deja Vu*
Return 2: The Heart	Nightingale Enters The Lake • Nightingale In The Dark Place • Saga Finds A Safe Haven • Saga Opens The Cauldron Lake Overlap • Saga Burns Away The Dark Substance • The Overlap • The Murder Sites • Ed Returns To Cauldron Lake • Tammy Rides The Ferry • Cauldron Lake • The Cult Of The Tree • Dark Poem 1*
Return 3: Local Girl	The Trailer • Scratch On The Hunt • The Koskela's Parade Float • Deputies Make A Grave Mistake • Deputies Corrupted • Deputies In The Morgue • Mocha's Funeral • The Cult Finds The Clicker • Koskelas Break Into The FBC Lab • The Dark Presence Attacks • Saga In The Watery Woods • Saga Fights Taken At The Workshop • Watery • Coffee World Attacked • Breakthrough in the Lake House*
Return 5: Old Gods	Saga At The Nursing Home • Tor Is Bewitched • Odin Stuck In Bed • Saga Opens The Valhalla Nursing Home Overlap • The History Of The Valhalla Nursing Home • Barry's Struggles With Artists • Building The Valhalla Nursing Home • Cynthia Corrupted • Cynthia And Tom • Cynthia's Lamp • Gail Taken • Bright Falls • Rose At Bingo Night • Emmett Taken • Dark Poem 2*
Return 6: Scratch	Rose Receives A Message • Sheriff's Station Attacked • Dark Poem 3*
Return 7: Summoning	The Cult Of The Tree Is Born • The Cult Storms The Lodge • Ilmo Resists The Dark Presence • Odin Loses An Eye • It's Not a Lake*
Return 9: Come Home	Door Traverses The Dark Place