Deputies In The Morgue is one of the Collectibles found in Alan Wake 2. It is one of the pages of the Return manuscript.
Transcript[]
Mulligan and Thornton in the wreckage of the morgue. Shadows on their faces. Thornton did his best woman's voice. "I'm a stuck up FBI bitch. I'll make a big fucking mess then get these dumb backwater cops to clean it up."
Thornton turned to his partner. "These government motherfuckers! Next time, Mulligan, I'll tell her: 'You've got no clue. You let your own kid drown. You're a fucking fraud.'"
Mulligan leered. "Pinning the murder on the Bookers would have fixed this whole god damn mess. But their kind always sticks together. I reckon we should show the bitch who's boss, Thornton."
Shadows crept over Mulligan and Thornton. Inside them. They grinned.
Location[]
The page can be found on the table inside the sauna of the Houtari Well Overlap, during the first loop. Alternatively, it can be found on the well after the Overlap is closed.