Deerfest Floats is one of the collectibles in Alan Wake 2. It is one of Pat Maine's radio shows. It is currently unobtainable in-game.
Transcript[]
Pat: And we’re back with the Pat Maine Radio Hour. Up next, it’s time to make some predictions on what parade floats we’ll be seeing at Deerfest. This year’s parade theme is “deer”, just like every year, so we’re not exactly reinventing the wheel here. But first, I need to address something.
Pat: I know the last couple of shows took a strange turn, with people coming on talking nonsense about certain people passing away. Listen, I know everybody who steps foot in and out of this town, so I’d sure as heck know if Wendy Davis died, or went missing, and... Y’know, they’re saying I’m confused. I hear them in the halls murmuring about me. Well, Pat’s got a rusty ticker, but my head’s as clear as those skies are gonna be on the opening day of Deerfest. Somebody’s trying to twist the story around, and I don’t know quite why. But I’m here to tell you that everything’s gonna be okay. Wendy Davis is alive and well, and you can rest easy- knowing that Davis Family Beef Jerky will be available this Sunday just like it always is. Now, with that all settled, let’s talk about the, um... the... What was it we were talking about? Deer. Something deer. Hold on, let me think real quick.
Pat: Right! So first I just wanted to mention that I know the last couple of shows took a strange turn, with people coming on talking nonsense about certain people passing away... Wait. Did we talk about this already? I think we... No, I definitely said this already. But there was... I had a great topic lined up with the...
Pat: I’m so sorry, it’s just not coming to me. Perhaps we need to end it here for now. We’ll pick this up later.
Pat: I’m so sorry, it’s just not coming to me. Perhaps we need to take a break. We’ll pick this up later.
Pat: Deer... It had something to do with deer. I know I wrote it down. Why can’t I just... What was it. Maybe Norman took my notes. Gotta see Norman. Gotta see Norman.
Location[]
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Bugs[]
- On release, a bug prevented players from hearing more than 6 of the 9 Pat Maine Radio Shows. Players would be able to collect the first six shows without incident, but all subsequent radios would only play Deerfest Floats on repeat without it being collectible. This was fixed in Update 10 on November 9, 2023, the patch notes for which stated that all Radio Shows could now be heard.
- However, subsequently players have made widespread reports that only seven shows can be collected, with Deerfest Floats skipped and replaced by Terry's Guest Call.