Coffee World

Coffee World
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Type:	Theme Park
Location:	Watery, Washington, United States

 Coffee World. The most caffeinated place on earth. 

― Saga Anderson

Coffee World is a coffee-focused amusement park built and previously operated by the Koskela Brothers in Watery, Washington. The park's mascot is a moose called Mocha. While the park is only a playable location in Alan Wake 2, posters in the Oh Deer Diner indicate it opened shortly after the events of the first game.

Attractions

Coffee World has several attractions, rides, a gift shop, and a game zone. Inside the park are also info boards, a small playground, coffee-related statues, props, and animatronics.

• Fresh Pot Gift Shop
• Huotari Well (cursed well with dark history)
• Mocha the Moose (beloved moose of Coffee World)
• Fair Trade Fun Zone (minigames like "Balloon Pop" or "Bowling Row")
• Expresso Express (thermos can shaped ride)
• Slow Roaster (Ferris Wheel with coffee cup wagons)
• Percolator (rotating ride with mascot-themed wagons that rotate on their own axis)
• Latte Lagoon (small boats in a water section)

Staff

The Koskela brothers own Coffee World. Inside the Gift Shop you can find a board with team members.

• Susan (lost and found)
• Stuart (maintenance)
• Thomas (ride operator)
• Joonas (security)
• Nina (shop)
• Victor (janitor)
• Lucy (caregiver)
• Robin (park walkaround)
• Anna (concession stand)

Events of Alan Wake 2

After fighting her way through a trail, Saga Anderson arrives here in order to obtain the key to her trailer.

Documents & Signs

Coffee World

Appearance	Transcript
Toilets Out of Order	We're Sorry! This toilet is temporarily out of order WTF!!! All the toilets are out of order!!! Get your shit together!!
Coffee World Review Notes	COFFEE WORLD REVIEW NOTES PROS 1) Coffee themed names for the rides -mildly amusing 2) Nice view of Watery from the top of the Ferris Wheel 3) The mascots were trying their best 4) What else? Okay coffee? CONS 1) Rickety rides 2) Creepy mood 3) Money-hungry owner 4) They killed the poor moose! 2 Out of 5 Stars

Fresh Pot Gift Shop

Appearance	Transcript
Our Team Board	NEWS OF THE WEEK Remember to bring your liability forms for Tuesday's bring-your-dog-to-Coffee-World day! Congratulations to Thomas for completing his first year at Coffee World! As usual, this work anniversary earns you a free packet of freshly ground coffee! The Percolator is unfortunately undergoing maintenance, but don't worry - we will fix it as soon as possible!
LOGGED MAINTENANCE	LOGGED MAINTENANCE | NAME 6/27/23 | Coffee World entrance sign defaced. Cleaned with detergent, waxed sign. Should be good until someone tags it again tomorrow. | VICTOR 7/5/23 | Slow Roaster pod is stuck, won't swing. I hit it with some WD-40, seems good for now. | JAAKKO 7/19/23 | Fallen tree near Latte Lagoon. Should probably call the tree guy? Chainsawed and removed, keeping the wood. | JAAKKO 8/12/23 | Several burned out bulbs on Percolator, replaced and ordered more bulbs. | STUART 9/1/23 | Squeaking on Latte Lagoon car B. Tightened the bolts, less bad now. | JAAKKO 9/10/23 | Percolator control panel jammed. Removed front with screwdriver. Found a penny in there (?!) | STUART
Safe Code Hint	Why did you change the damn password to the safe again!? I thought it was Lookout, Fixer, Supplier?? Who hurt you? Why are you so paranoid?! -Jaakko
	Calm down, this one's easy. Tracker, Lookout, Cleaner. See? Not rocket science! -Ilmo
Letters	Hey Ilmo, heads up - Got another angry voicemail from a parent about her kid poking himself in the eye with one of the souvenir puukkos. Who's grand idea was it to sell kids plastic knives in a coffee themed amusement park, anyway? Oh right, it was yours.
	Jeff, I need another moose favor. Mocha was doing just fine, he even got a glowing vet report, and then bam. They say it was a heart attack. I'm not blaming you, maybe he just had a bad ticker. No tolerance for stimulants either. We're telling the kids that Mocha's taking a little vacation, but I could really use your help ASAP to maintain continuity. Do you have any more in stock? Thanks in advance, Ilmo

Huotari Well

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Transcript

The Huotari Well

The Huotari Well From 1913 Legends say this is the dwelling place of the evil water spirit, the Näkki, who lures people to their Watery graves. In the early days of Watery's history, this very well was where Ilmari Huotari hid the bodies of his victims, with the help of his brother Jaakoppi Huotari. It was only after Illmari murdered his own brother that their gruesome acts came to light. But was it madness or the spirit of Näkki possessing Ilmari that drove him to murder, like he himself believed? Is there more to this well than meets the eye?

Mocha the Moose

Appearance	Transcript
Mocha the Moose	Mocha the Moose One morning during Coffee World's construction, a wounded moose was discovered taking shelter inside the Fresh Pot Gift Shop. Though limping from a leg injury, the wily moose proved too quick for Wildlife Rescue! After a long and unsuccessful chase, everyone stopped for a much needed coffee break - brewing up some of the Coffee World's finest. Before the first cup was poured, the moose appeared, drawn by the delicious aroma. He allowed himself to be treated in exchange for a steaming mug of what is now known as Mocha's Signature Blend. Since then, Mocha the Moose has become a beloved fixture of Coffee World, welcoming guests from across the country, as well as personally taste-testing each of our roasts to give them the Mocha seal of approval.
	A-Moose-ing Mocha Facts: Mocha is around 6 years old. Did you know moose can live up to 35 years? Mocha weighs 820 lbs. Did you know moose are the largest species of deer in the world? Mocha loves to swim. Did you know moose can dive up to 20 feet underwater? Mocha's favorite drink is coffee. Did you know that Mocha is the only known moose with a caffeine addiction?

Gallery

Ad for Coffee World found in Alan Wake Remastered, indicating it opened in late 2010.

Coffee World poster

Mocha the Moose informational sign

The Huotari Well information sign

Latte Lagoon sign